Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Sonnets of Mark Sanford

Well, you have to give Mark Sanford credit. In his newly exposed, elicit love affair with an Argentinian woman, at least he tried to be deep and heart-felt. I give Gov. Sanford credit for at least showing some class in his escapades, unlike the truly cringe-worthy, often gross quotations attributed to Bill Clinton and his peccadilloes.

Here is an email from Sanford to said mistress, published at The State.com:

From Gov. Sanford,
Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:24 a.m.

“One, tomorrow leave at 5 a.m. for New York and meetings. Will think about you on its streets and wish I was going to be there later in the month when you are there. Tomorrow night back to Philadelphia for the start of the National Governor's Conference through the weekend. Back to Columbia for Tuesday and then on Wednesday, as I think I had told you, taking the family to China, Tibet, Nepal, India, Thailand and then back through Hong Kong on world wind tour. Few days home then to Bahamas for 5 days on a friend’s boat for the last break of the summer. The following weekend have been asked to spend it out in Aspen, Colorado with McCain - which has kicked up the whole VP talk all over again in the press back home ...

Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...

Three and finally, while all the things above are all too true - at the same time we are in a hopelessly - or as you put it impossible - or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes ...

Lastly I also suspect I feel a little vulnerable because this is ground I have never certainly never covered before - so if you have pearls of wisdom on how we figure all this out please let me know... In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.”

1 comment:

Sydney MacLean said...

Classy.

You know, the real crime is his travel plans. He leaves his mistress in Argentina, takes the family to China/Tibet/Nepal/India/Thailand/Hong Kong... then HOME (?) to the Bahamas on a friend's boat then top it all of in Aspen.

Are you fucking kidding me?! I haven't left California in almost ten years, but you can do more traveling in a week than I will probably do in my life. And he says it like its a chore.

Goddamn Republicans...